At lunch on Tuesday, During the Inauguration, My friend Jim posed a question that we talked over for a little while: What would you do on your first day as the president?
I forget what the other responses were but I said, for a lack of a better answer, have a party with all of my friends! Yay. I know that sometimes I am not very creative, and then at other times I imagine that robots are attacking the earth I have to go save the day. (awkward pause)
So, I want to know what you, the listening audience, would've said. What would you do on your first day as President of the United States of America? (gonna eat a lot of peaches)
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1 year ago
Jump on every bed in the White House. Then begin my vacation.
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ReplyDeleteHunt all over the world, turn the white house into a competition with the playboy mansion, throw kids from high school in jail for thinking they were better with you (just to show that you became better), eat a lotta peaches and move into the country! In return I ask you this you became president and you can have three bands play at your ball, who do you invite?
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