In the words of Ms. Hilton, "That's Hot"

The lady at the counter at Taco Bell thinks that my last name is "hot".

Really.............You use your imagination and you can quickly figure out why I had one of the most made fun of names in school.

So here's how it went down:

I hand her my card to pay with.... she looks at the name and says:

"Man, I would love to have your name if I played football"

"Your name's hot"

(crickets chirping)

Can anyone explain to me why my last name is "hot" (My last name is "Hagaman" for those who don't know)