The Driveway

Ok -so - my driveway is huge. I can easily fit maybe 7 cars in my driveway. Which is great for parties, I have more parking spaces then I have chairs. However, it's bad for snow, I've been drooling over snowblowers every year, but I just haven't been able to get one yet. I just shovel enough for Bri to get her car in and out of her spot, and I leave my side un-shoveled.

Fake Audience Member #1: "But that's not what this b-word is about"

Me: "Sorry, I got off topic"

Fake Audience Memeber #2 : "Stay on topic Tom!"

Me: "Ok - Ok - Just stop yelling"

So - before we begin I need to show you a diagram of my driveway:

Ok - you can see where Bri parks and Where I usually park -Well last night, this is how it went down:

(Note: I do not drive a Mustang as the diagram shows - but I think that most people would agree that it's a better diagram with a Mustang. And I couldn't find a top view of a 2002 red Chevy Blazer - so just use your imagination)

I parked in a different spot, as you can see. Well, I forgot to move my truck last night and Bri leaves first so it was in her way when she got up.

So she has three options:

1. Move my truck out of her way.

2. Wake me up so I can move my truck.

3. Down an entire fifth of liquor, wait ten minutes, and then move my truck out of her way.

This is where I found my truck this morning:

Which one do you think she chose?