The Predicament - When you are driving on the highway and there is a car in each lane doing 10 or 15 MPH under the speed limit, and they all insist on not moving.
The Snowy Predicament - The same as The Predicament, except for, the left lane is blocked due to snow and not a vehicle.
The Hail Mary - When someone is going well over the speed limit and will not slow down for anything.
The Creep - When the driver of another vehicle just stares at you as they pass.
The Leech - When someone is following you way too close.
The Tandem - When someone is doing The Hail Mary and has a Leech.
The Chaser - When a driver is passed for going too slow and then "Chases" the passing vehicle out of rage.
The American Idol - When someone is really into singing while driving.
The Johnny Cash - When someone will not change lanes for any reason.
The Muncher - When eating affects a persons driving.
The Rupaul - When you are convinced that the person driving a vehicle is a woman, and then it turns out it's a man. (I am not sexist - you know that it's happened to you too)
The Mr. Magoo - When someone changes lanes without looking.
The Rick Allen - When someone changes lanes without using their blinker. (I know -I'm horrible)
The Death Wish - The Mr. Magoo and The Rick Allen combined.
Just crapped myself.
ReplyDeleteThe Idiocy Chain - When an idiot is driving 98 miles and hour, cutting in and out of traffic, cutting people off and endangering lives, followed by 3 other cars doing the same thing figuring, being the first in line, he'll get the ticket.
ReplyDeletei was guilty of the Rick Allen for a solid year or so because i refused to change my broken light. funny how that has no effect on how aggravating it is when others choose to not use their blinker. depending on the circumstance, i almost boil over into a full out road rage.
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