Showing posts with label I would like to apologize to Rick Allen and Rupaul - ok well maybe just Rick Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I would like to apologize to Rick Allen and Rupaul - ok well maybe just Rick Allen. Show all posts

Monday, February 22, 2010

The Freeway

I've lost all hope of sanity. I've started naming things that happen on the freeway......


The Predicament - When you are driving on the highway and there is a car in each lane doing 10 or 15 MPH under the speed limit, and they all insist on not moving.

The Snowy Predicament - The same as The Predicament, except for, the left lane is blocked due to snow and not a vehicle.

The Hail Mary - When someone is going well over the speed limit and will not slow down for anything.

The Creep - When the driver of another vehicle just stares at you as they pass.

The Leech - When someone is following you way too close.

The Tandem - When someone is doing The Hail Mary and has a Leech.

The Chaser - When a driver is passed for going too slow and then "Chases" the passing vehicle out of rage.

The American Idol - When someone is really into singing while driving.

The Johnny Cash - When someone will not change lanes for any reason.

The Muncher - When eating affects a persons driving.

The Rupaul - When you are convinced that the person driving a vehicle is a woman, and then it turns out it's a man. (I am not sexist - you know that it's happened to you too)

The Mr. Magoo - When someone changes lanes without looking.

The Rick Allen - When someone changes lanes without using their blinker. (I know -I'm horrible)

The Death Wish - The Mr. Magoo and The Rick Allen combined.